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Total Massacre

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hatepolice We live in the worst of all possible timelines, and Total Massacre is the fucking soundtrack to our demise. Stare into your beer while these 4 dudes pummel you into submission. Or, hey, you could get radicalized, and start fighting Nazis with us too, that'd be cool. Favorite track: This Dumpster Is A Country.
Paul Clarkson
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Paul Clarkson Excellent angry political punk rock. 13 songs in 18 minutes. Favorite song titles: “Preexisting Shitheads”, “Hey, You Disingenuous Bastard”, and “Fascists Stole My Haircut”. Throw these guys a couple of bucks and then play it loud. Favorite track: Hey, You Disingenuous Bastard.
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iiinspaaace This is good shit. Favorite track: Thoughts And Prayers.
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1.
I’m thinking about the GOP, praying someday there might be something more like, I dunno, some fucking policy. Your thoughts and prayers, your thoughts and prayers, your thoughts and prayers… don’t mean shit. They don’t mean shit! Don’t mean shit. They don’t mean shit! Don’t mean shit. They don’t mean shit, you evil fucks. I’m thinking about the NRA, praying there comes a day when all you evil motherfuckers get what you deserve. Your thoughts and prayers, your thoughts and prayers your thoughts and prayers… don’t mean shit. They don’t mean shit! Don’t mean shit. They don’t mean shit! Don’t mean shit. They don’t mean shit, you stupid fucks. Your mind control. Your mind control. Your mind control. Your mind control is all they see.
2.
Assault of negativity. Assault of negativity. Assault of negativity. Sick of the hypocrisy. Drink in the Nightmare. Drink in the Nightmare. Assault on our democracy. Assault on our democracy. Assault on our democracy from oligarchic fucking greed. Drink in the Nightmare. Drink in the Nightmare. Assault of negativity. Assault of negativity. Assault of negativity. Sick of the hypocrisy.
3.
(This country’s a fucking dumpster. 1234, 1234) I’m not talking about the class war, that shit is over and in case you didn’t notice, they beat the hell out of us. I wish I could say, that we put up a good fight, but they said they’d be greeted as liberators and they were right. But now we’ve got freedom, the freedom to starve. jobs, to work ‘til we die. equality, if you’re rich. justice, for a price. All of this and more. Don’t you feel lucky? Got all the comforts of home with the benefits of a kleptocracy. Just ignore that nagging feeling. We can’t remember where we’ve been, and got no idea where we’re going. But we’ve got freedom, if you can afford it. jobs, that don’t pay a thing. equality, if you’re white. justice, If you’re lucky. (You know it’s only been one long fuckin’ year but, are you tired of winning yet?) (A million years of evolution and we get a screaming orange idiot.) (Chorus 1) (Chorus 2)
4.
I guess we’ve given up on caring for the infirm and the sick. And just like me nobody really believed in all that jesus shit. But the people’ve got a new prescription and it calls for killing all the preexisting shit heads in DC. We’re finally gonna get those death panels we’ve been waiting for, all it took was giving Paul Ryan an ounce of fucking power. But the people’ve got a new prescription and it calls for killing all the preexisting shit heads in the house. (You know it’s just basic economics, man, a rising tide of blood lifts all boats) Do you wanna know how to cure healthcare in America? Take a scalpel to the middle-man. It’s not for a lack of trying that we’ve got people dying like 3rd world citizens of the richest nation on earth. But the people’ve got a new prescription and it calls for killing all the pre-existing shit heads in corporate America. (Good luck with your profit margins when all your customers are dead)
5.
They got you working for capital and thinking capital is working for you: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. Got every rich old white asshole thinking they should rule the fucking world: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled Making us think that peace was more expensive than war and not half as profitable: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
6.
The only thing you have to offer is a hidden agenda that ain’t well hidden. Semantics obscuring racism. Bigotry disguised as tradition. It’s funny how it’s not a class war when it’s the rich punching down on the weak. You’d have us believe it’s a more perfect union, as you buy out our democracy. You’re a grand old piece of shit and we’re real sick of it. In every state and every town it’s going down. We’re taking back our cities, taking back our streets, starting now. You think we can’t hear your dog whistles for what they are? The dying cries of white supremacy. And don’t think for a second you’re gonna take us down with you. Run along, you fuckin’ dogs have had your day. You’re a grand old piece of shit and we’re real sick of it. In every state and every town it’s going down. We’re taking back our cities, taking back our streets, starting now. Our demands are simple and easily met: help for those who need it, hard labor for the grand old pieces of shit. Our demands are simple and easily met: to see the GOP on their knees, begging for forgiveness. Our demands are simple and easily met: for these assholes to admit that this world ain’t gonna save itself. Our demands are simple and easily met: help for those who need it, death to the grand old pieces of shit.
7.
(Hey, you disingenuous bastard!) You know damn well you don’t get people goose-stepping overnight and rights don’t disappear just like that. It takes time and it takes attrition, to wear em down to nothing, but don’t act like that’s so reassuring. But you don’t care about the truth, and you don’t care about the facts, just as long as you win the argument. And we put up with your shit, even though you’re so defective. You racist, classist disingenuous bastard. You can’t honestly believe, the worst can’t fuckin’ happen just because it hasn’t happened yet. And just because these assholes are somehow more incompetent than they are evil, that’s no reason to cut ‘em any slack! But you don’t care about the truth, and you don’t care about the facts, just as long as you win the argument. We put up with your shit, even though you’re so defective. You and David Brooks can kiss my ass. Both sides, both sides, soth sides. Both sides didn’t break congress. That was Newt Gingrich. Both sides didn’t start a war to enrich dick cheney. Both sides aren’t beholden to Mother Russia for some reason. That’s not a conspiracy theory it’s a fact, you disingenuous bastard. If I ever see you on the street, Rich Lowry, I’m gonna kick your ass.
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I know how we’re gonna Make America Great Again and it starts with a whole lotta fists to a whole lotta nazi chins. And when those creeps have all crawled back in their holes, we come for the Fox talking heads and the pharma CEOs. Doesn’t it feel great to have a plan? Making America anti-fascist again! Yeah, I know at some point we’re gonna have to stand for something, but until then there’s a whole lotta American streets that need sweeping. And yeah you’re free to stand on the wrong side of history but you better not stand in our way. Doesn’t it feel great to have a plan? Making America anti-fascist again! You motherfuckers had your chance. You’ll be judged where you stand.
9.
A generation of hatred aimed at the hopeless. Mass-production of fear and ignorance. Opportunity dies slowly. Breathe in the thin air of the void. The mother of all fuckers wills it so. Nuance doesn’t sell, it never has it never will. We’ll go right on listening to the loudest voices in the room. It’s utter madness to the core. But it’s gotten us this far (how far?) Just a little further and we’re through.
10.
There’s nothing cool about being a nazi. Fucking up our democracy’s not edgy. We’re coming with axes for all the neckbeards. I’ve got a straight razor for Richard spencer when I see him. I grew my hair out ‘cuz I didn’t want to be mistaken for a bonehead or a nazi. I guess that means the fucking joke’s on me, ‘cuz Fascists stole my haircut. Now they want to steal our country. Fascists stole my haircut. Now they want to steal our country. There’s nothing new or unique about white supremacy, greed, and misogyny. These trolls just say out loud what the right’s been trying to hide for years. The fucking dummies. It’s like they missed the memo on The Southern Strategy. Fascists stole my haircut. Now they want to steal our country. Fascists stole my haircut. Now they want to steal our country. Fascists stole my haircut. Now they want to steal our country. Next thing you know they’ll be fucking up Fred Perry. Fascists stole my haircut. Now they want to steal our country Fascists stole my haircut,but we’re not letting ‘em take anything.
11.
Shitshow 00:30
He said, she said, sick of your lies! He said, she said, sick of your lies! The sight of you I fucking despise. Sick of your lies! Sick of your lies! The sight of you I fucking despise. Sick of your lies! Sick of your lies! He said, she said, sick of your lies! He said, she said, sick of your lies! The sight of you I fucking despise. Sick of your lies! Sick of your lies! The sight of you I fucking despise. Sick of your lies! Sick of your lies! The sight of you I fucking despise.
12.
Who could have possibly predicted, when we elected a bunch of fuckin’ scumbags that only care about profit that they’d be epically corrupt, collude with foreign governments aligned against the lot of us, just to make a fuckin’ buck? But it only works if we buy what they’re selling. And if they think we’re gonna, the jokes on them. When they come for any one of us, man, we say Not . This. Time. I stand for you, you stand for me. We stand for something at least. I stand with you, you stand with me. We stand in unity! It’s not about what we’re against and it’s not about our tactics they’ll just co-opt that shit the way they always do. But they can’t co-opt our beliefs and they can’t co-opt unity. To you and me it’s the air we breathe, but to them it’s fucking deadly. And we’re not gonna buy what they’re selling we’ve got too much history to learn from. When they come for any one of us, man, we say Not. This. Time. I stand for you, you stand for me. We stand for something at least. I stand with you, you stand with me. We stand in Unity! Solidarity! They can’t win, unless I stop caring about you. They can’t win, unless you stop giving a shit about me. We can’t lose, unless we lose our empathy. They can’t win, unless we agree. And we’re not gonna.
13.
I find myself wondering how so many mediocre white men wind up in positions of power, but then we know the answer: Mediocrity spreads like a cancer. It was easier to pretend the past had no bearing on the present when there was enough to go around and the ship hadn’t yet run aground. We reap what we sow in the end. I guess I always felt it best to always assume the worst but I don’t see how we get out of this one without a total massacre. I wish I was confident that we would never again vote for a psychopathic, narcissistic, idiot for president! But fool me twice: won’t get fooled again.

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"I've never said this in a review before but I'll say it now: Tim woulda loved this record" –Maximum Rock N Roll, August 2018

"Hardcore done right" –Razorcake, #106

"Total Massacre aren’t here to give in. They’re here to scorch earth and start over with sneers on their faces." –NoEcho.net

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released January 19, 2018

Vocals: Cap'n No Fun
Guitar: Mike Massacre
Bass: Jeff Massacre
Drums: Tommy Massacre

Recorded on November 11th and 12th, 2017 at Beer City Studios by Mike Wendland. Mixed by Jeff Massacre. Mastered by Jason Livermore at The Blasting Room. Vinyl lacquer cut by David Cheppa at Plush Vinyl. Layout and art by Cap'n No Fun. Photography by Eden Kittiver.

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